Dear Ludovic,
Thank you for letting me know, that, when Grandad was babysitting he was “wide asleep”. I think you may mean “fast asleep”. Or maybe Grandad was “fast awake”? Either way, thank you for looking after him.
Love
Mum
Dear Ludovic,
Thank you for letting me know, that, when Grandad was babysitting he was “wide asleep”. I think you may mean “fast asleep”. Or maybe Grandad was “fast awake”? Either way, thank you for looking after him.
Love
Mum
Posted in Things Mummy Doesn't Know | Tags: asleep, awake, fast, wide
Dear Ludovic,
I KNOW you are allowed to paint on paper and I know that a £10 note is made of paper BUT you are NOT allowed to paint on money! Furthermore lipsalve is not paint…
Love
Mum
Posted in Life Advice | Tags: lipsalve, money, paint
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Posted in Favourites | Tags: blankie, digger, Favourites, garden, moon, pizza, something special, starts, trucks
Dear Ludovic,
It’s been a white Christmas, Charmer loves hunting for his ball in the snow. You love going to the playpark, regardless of the weather. Last year you were a bit scared of our snowman, this year you helped me roll the head! At this rate you’ll be doing it by yourself next year…
Love
Mum
Posted in Nature and the Environment, The Weather and The Planet | Tags: dog, labrador, playpark, snow, snowman, winter
Dear Ludovic,
The “thing” in the butchers is a head of a highland cow. It is not a tiger. There aren’t too many tigers roaming round here (fortunately). Highland cows don’t have antlers, they have horns. You are correct reindeer have antlers.
Love
Mummy
Posted in Naming Things, Nature and the Environment | Tags: antlers, butchers, cow, highland, reindeer
Dear Ludovic,
Yes, Santa heard you! When he came to turn the Christmas lights on you shouted “red digger please” very loudly when he went past on his sleigh. He left the red digger in our living room and you “found it” on Christamas morning. You are right you had to wait AGES and you were a very good boy.
Love
Mum
PS I know you love your red digger but you CAN NOT eat every meal on it. For a start, it makes the kitchen floor messy and it really does take up a lot of room in the kitchen. We will discuss this again in the New Year.
Dear Ludovic,
Yes it does look like the reindeer ate the carrot you left out for them. I suppose they do use it to power their propellors and no, I didn’t know that reindeer propellors were above their antlers, but I suppose that makes sense.
Love
Mum
Posted in Nature and the Environment | Tags: antlers, carrot, propellor, reindeer
Dear Ludovic,
It is kind of you to worry that Santa Claus will be “so tired” because he has to work in the night time, but trust me, he’ll be fine. I’m glad you decided to leave Santa Claus a nice glass of organe juice, you are right “orange juice is good” and Santa probably gets enough “grown-up juice” at other peoples houses (sigh).
Love Mummy
Posted in Food and Nutrition | Tags: grown-up juice, juice, orange, santa
Dear Ludovic,
Why do you touch the credits at the end of every tv programme? I really can’t figure it out. You call them “numbers” but they are actually letters, they spell out the names of the people who made the programme, they move because it takes a lot of different people to make a tv programme and they need to show a lot of names very quickly. I still don’t know why you reach out and touch them.
Love
Mum
Posted in TV Film etc, Things Mummy Doesn't Know | Tags: tv, programme, credits, touch, scrolling
Dear Ludovic,
“Gigglebiz is rubbish”. I quite agree, yes some of the ladies are Justin and yes Justin is a man. You are right ladies don’t have beards and mean don’t have boobs. It’s confusing, Gigglebiz makes it even more confusing than it has to be, that’s why mummy turns it off.
Love
Mummy
Posted in Sex and Gender, TV Film etc | Tags: beards, gigglebiz, justin, ladies, men